Flyboy & Smuggler Wisdom
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomThere are no losers tonight, but we're going to change that.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomPractice makes perfect, but since nobody's perfect, why practice?
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomThose people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomA thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomHave you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Flyboy & Smuggler Wisdom"Isn’t destructive war kind of redundant? Until I see a constructive war, or even a giggly war, I have to think so." - Han Solo
Flyboy & Smuggler Wisdom1.The enemy always has the advantage.
2.Heat seaking missiles don't know the difference between friend and foe.
3.'Armor' is a fantasy invented by your C.O. to make you feel better.
5.Air Brakes don't.
6.Your cannon will jam in combat, and then when you get back to base there will be nothing wrong with it.
7.You may have the better fighter, but the enemy has the better pilot. (or vise versa)
8.When getting spare parts for your fighter, you can get them CHEAP - FAST - IN GOOD CONDITION, pick one. (This applies to everything)
-Murphy's Laws of dog fighting.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomJoin the Army! Travel the World! Meet intresting People, then kill them!
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomIt's a small world. So you have to use your elbows a lot.
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomIt's easier to get forgiveness than ask permission.
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Haha! Nothing beats a blaster at your side, kid.
Flyboy & Smuggler Wisdom-Keep your friends away and your enemies further away.
-If you can't get money for it, it is not worth doing.
-The enemy of you enemy is not your friend. He is another enemy.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomIt took no more effort than casting a Frenchman into Hell. — Dutch saying
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomYou will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomWe can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomIf you don't go back in, they're gonna know something is wrong.
Zander Cage, XXX
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomThere are two kinds of people in this world! Dead and Alive. Be the alive kind.
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomThe man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Bishop W.C. Magee
Flyboy & Smuggler WisdomA day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand…
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name ?