I got old and fat
We don't get old. We aged well like wine or cheese…
Ancient Egypt: Cheese discovered in 3,200-year-old tomb - BBC News
Samantha Koortyn saidWe’re not (quite) that old…
I need a Steve1989MREinfo meme to go with that post.
Samantha Koortyn saidActually, I need a kid to mow my lawn…
Protip: If you don't water your lawn, it doesn't grow. Then you don't have to mow it.
A while ago I read, that you are an adult if you manage that a plant survives in your apartment/house.
Marcus Arete saidI have definitely not aged well from 20 years ago. Bout a 100 lbs heavier, but also 50000 times happier with my wife and two little girls.
20 years ago, I was 14.